Testicleeze and Damitol are about to undergo the change of flork so they steal a hop-junger for one last adventure. This page includes a glossary of terms used during the joy ride.
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Gonzo Words
Blork (cycle) – noun, standard day
Brackzigging forbicous – exclamation, absolutely fantastic
Bulviate – verb, strong curse word
Chortzel – noun, a color in the ultraviolet
Crangsot – noun, derogatory term for female
Flitch – verb, to hop about nervously, said of an aura
Flork – verb, go through the change of state
Gloxflit – noun, remote control for plarting back to ship
Grinzat – noun, a functionary of many stripes
Hop-junger – noun, an small interstellar jump vehicle
Junger – noun, any interstellar jump vehicle (slides between dimensions, slips locally)
Klapwad – noun, derogatory term for male
Plart – verb, to beam somewhere
Quadrille – noun, a color in the far infrared
Trizortium – noun, compact energy source
Types of Beings
Mewber –a catlike creature of matter
Qualler – a crablike (10 claws) creature of matter and energy
Shizgo – a pure energy being. No one understands them
Whizding – a storklike flying creature of matter and energy
Real Slang or Should Be
Amusenate – act to amusement of
Bodacious – excellent
Bonzer – excellent, awesome, cool
Brill – brilliant
Dopeless – dopey and hopeless
Gobsmacked – astounded
Humongous – huge
Mondo – lots, a huge number
Mugly – mug ugly
Num-one – number one
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